Every time I sit down to write something, my thoughts magically and mystically are consumed by this black hole of "writers block". Not that I consider myself a writer by any mans standards or under any particular nom de plume, but that doesn't change the fact that adding articles to the front page sometimes takes a bit more effort than passing a kidney stone. Through my cock.
So what's been happening Newcastle? Not a bloody lot by the looks of things considering for the better part of the last month our 342 total forum members have done nothing but post in the same two fucking threads over and over, with nary a single fucking point in the fray. Being the intrepid little corner huddlers that our loving community has diminished to, it would appear that you, ladies and gentlemen require something else to do! That's right! The Left4Dead league outline is now complete*, and team signups are infact open for business! Fly my pretties, FLY, and go and get all Phoenix Wright on your friends, family and strangers with this delectable news.
You could always invest your time say... watching pro StarCraft footage, Zangief Chronicles, or even clustering PS3's.... but why bother right? Go find a team and sign up for the Left4Dead League, now.
*Not really complete but good enough to get the ball rolling, and I reserve the right to change the outline however and whenever I want, ha. ha.